I enjoy reciting this to people, to see if they can recognize it by the meter and rhyme-scheme, both of which are copied from the English. I wrote the whole thing in one fell swoop one night, after doing my Latin homework. Corrections, of course, followed.
Iabervoce Terse erat, et toves sleves Gyrant gimbantque in vabine: Quam mimsi erant borogoves, Et rathes momo exgre. "Cave, mi, Iabervon, fili! Nocent ora, ungues tenent! Cave alas Iubiubi, et fuge Frumium Bantanant(em)!" Ensi vulnafero manu: Diu hostes mances quaerat-- Lapsus Tumtum sub arborem, Menteque steterat. Et stabat in mente uffa dum, Cum, Iabervon, igni oculi, Viflabat per silvam tulgam, Et burblat in ventu! Hic illicque! Perque perque Ensis vulnafer fulgerat! Mortuum est, et illi caput Domo regalabat. "Vincesne tu iam Iabervon? Veni, puer, me ad corpora! Dies bone! Ecce! Euge!" Risit laetitia. Terse erat, et toves sleves Gyrant gimbantque in vabine: Quam mimsi erant borogoves, Et rathes momo exgre.